Is she for real....?

Im still ill..went to see the doctor today and she said it is just a cold and if it isnt better in the new year I can come back. I had to call work and prepare them for the posibility of me not working on christmas eve, or monday and tuesday next week. They were ok, but I get the feeling they think I am just trying to skyve and go to London early...Which I am not, it would cost me a fortune to change the date on the ticket...and I dont think Donna would apriciate me turning up on her doorstep two days early. Especially since she has just moved into her new flat with her new man. But I will confess that I dont want to go to work feeling just ok and then get so ill again that I cant go...
Time will tell I guess, it normally does.

I took a cab home and went to bed, since I didnt sleep much last night again.So my 2 hour nap was welcomed and I now feel better, although my throat is still hurting.
I was thinking of walking to the shop to get a bottle of water, I cant stand tap water, but just realised there is more snow coming! So I will drink tea for the rest of the day and carry on with my SATC marathon.

There is something I wonder... Is there any woman out there who has sex as loudly as Samantha? For real? The noises the woman makes are out of this world!
I have lived in the same house and next door to a lot of people and never ever have I heard anything like it!
Before you say it, I am aware of the fact that Samantha is a character (even though based on a real woman..) and I dont think that Kim Catrall sounds like that when she is having sex. (Or maybe she does?) But I did think that actresses should try their best to portrait a charachter as close to reality as possible? There is no way in hell that anyone would make those noises when they are tightly embraced in a lovemaking session, wether it is with someone they love or with a casual partner just for the night.
Although, thinking about it, there was a woman in the block of flats where Alexandra and Geoff first lived who apparently used to scream the place down. She and her partner lived on the ground floor and Geoff and Alexandra lived on the top floor, and they could still hear her.
And my friend Krystle in Scotland apparently has a neighbour who sounds like a porn star...Krystle normally applauds her when she is done....
I would find it hilariuos...although I am extremely grateful my landlady who lives on the floor above me has silent sex. I have never heard her anyway.

An old neighbour have probably heard me though...My very first boyfriend in England had a thing about "screaming orgasms" and me wanting to be the always satisfying and pleasing girlfriend thought it no harm in faking it every now and then... It wasn't until one night aprox two months after we moved in together, I heard a noise whilst in the bathroom. It took me a few minutes to realise that it was the neighbour upstairs brushing his teeth. And I then realised that the walls were paper thin and probably every person in the whole block had heard me screaming with "pleasure".
And all of a sudden I understood why the woman who lived next door to us always laughed when we met. She was probably wondering if I was for real...
The thing that bothered me the most was that the whole neighbourhood thought that he was a stallion and a demon in bed...whereas the truth was that I was just trying to be encouraging and supportive...


So what should the christmas song of today be then? Maybe something classical and "chastityfied". Nah, lets listen to this one instead. Might as well stay on the "naughty path" when I am here.